Jerking off is already your most prized pastime. It's your addiction in fact... it's pretty fucking pathetic. But why not make a great thing greater? Let's play a game. Red light green light, with actually red and green lights so your dumb little brain can comprehend better. Green means stroke, red means stop. Sit back and play with me, while I mock you for being a jerk addicted loser. If you're lucky, I'll let you cum. That'd be a fucking miracle wouldn't it?