When my daughter brings home her new girlfriend to meet me, you can imagine my surprise when a young lady I knew all too well walks into the room. It's not my daughter's fault of course. I mean, how was that silly girl to know that her new lover and I were once an item? How sweet though, they still think that love is such a wonderful thing and plan to sneak off and share some naked time together, but my plan is entirely different. I have an old score to settle with one, and a valuable life-lesson to teach the other. This will get messy!