I know it's not easy for a man to admit something like this, but it's the truth and the sooner you acknowledge it, the sooner you can accept it. Now, I want to hear you say it out loud, 'I am a virgin'. Say it! Over and over until it begins to resonate inside you. Honestly, I could tell the first time I saw you. Your face just screams virgin. I remember how sad and pathetic you used to be, feeling sorry for yourself all the time. It was lucky I came along to save you and give your little virgin life purpose. You see before, you were just a sad lonely virgin, but now you're my virgin. You're my virgin to tease, torment, arouse and pleasure. Your sex life since you met me has never been better. You're getting some every day and all you have to do is listen to me.