You just got a job in a very competitive field and I need to know how dedicated you are to helping this team succeed. To start your training you need to prove yourself by sniffing and eating my fat ass. You say you don't want to but this company is the best of the best and if you want to leave this opportunity you can get the fuck out. We only want the best of the best and if you aren't willing to do what it takes....thats what I thought. Now smell my farts! I give you instructions on how to eat me, how to sniff my ass and tease you with your job. I strip down to get more comfortable and keep reminding you that resistance isn't going to help you in this job. Be a good employee and do exactly what I say! Worship my ass fully including my farts.