Omg, you look so freaking fat and ugly! Did you put on even more weight, you fucking loser?? You look absolutely freaking disgusting, and it's summer time, you should normally be eating less now that it's so hot outside and that everyone is trying hard to either get or keep that summer body.. Or both! But apparently not you, by the looks of it! Well since you've gotten even fatter than before, I think it's time we fatten you up some more. After all, it doesn't look like you care about your body much, so it should be fun for you to play this little game, right? So here's what we're gonna do: I will tease the hell out of you with my perfect-looking body abs every now and again, I'm gonna snap my fingers for you. You're gonna bring your favorite snack, be it sweet or savory, and whenever I snap, you'll snack. And it won't just be one innocent little taste, but a whole lot of eating as fast as you can, continuously, until I say stop. I wonder how much you're gonna be able to eat in just a couple of minutes. But don't worry, loser, I'm gonna be fattening you up some more on other occasions. If we keep this up, you might end up being my Christmas piggy this year hahaha you fat pig! Now go ahead and take that wallet out to pay me, and it better be at least as fat as your belly is!