I've been sent on a little recruitment drive, sent to get lots of devoted followers. No, not by Jesus Christ...but by Satan himself. Of course he only want's the filthiest, naughtiest and the very baddest and that's why I'm here. I've been told you want to be a filthy fuck, so now's your chance to show me how dirty you can be.... and the dirtier the better for the Devil! We both know God doesn't like you feeling pleasure, why else would he see masturbation as a sin? So today we're going to sniff, jerk and sin.... like a unholy trinity. Are you ready to devote yourself to the Devil? We're about to find out.