Mistress Kitty has you sit before her on her sunny porch for a smoke. Remember your human ashtray training? It’s time yet again for you to do as I say and continue in your unwavering admiration. Open wide my ashtray, tongue out, be ready for my ash. Inhale my smoke, temp yourself with my lips and my bosom...of which you will never have. Then, when I’m near done, ask “Put your Cigarette out on me Mistress?” And hear it sizzle.