You didn't expect to see a cheerleader barge into the locker-room while you were changing. You tried to grab a towel to preserve your modesty, but you weren't fast enough. I've seen that tiny little secret you were so desperate to hide! Now I know why you try to wait until everyone's gone before you get changed! You don't want everyone to know that you've got a shrunken micro-dick! An itty bitty mushroom cock, a fun-sized version of the real thing! How disgusting! How hilarious! Shrimp dicked losers deserve to be mocked! So I'm going to tell EVERYONE! My girlfriends will shriek with laughter, wrinkling their noses with disgust! Everywhere you go, people will whisper and snicker, laughing at your poor little cock. Poor loser boy! You'll never get a date on this campus again!