It had been a long hard week and me and the fella thought we'd relax, smoke and watch the game. Just as we are getting settled in someone starts ringing the door bell like they the police. I hate when ppl ring my bell like that so I rushed to open the door and there was Lady Onyx, the home owners association president, talking about how the other neighbors are complaining about the loud music all the time. So Im standing there arguing with Lady Onyx, who is super noise and would not go away. I knew she was not going to leave until we addressed her concerns. I walk back to the living room and here this woman is on my heels talking loud about the fuckin noise. We talk to her, hear her complaints and then she tells us she has to file the complaint which would make it our 3rd strike which meant we'd have to go before the whole board and might even have to sell the house. So we bitchin and moaning and out of the blue Lady Onyx has the wild idea of us gang banging her, cause she aint been fucked in a while, in lieu of her filing the complaint. We came back with wipe our whole record clean and it was a deal. She said yes and into the bedroom she went with 5 us us following behind Lady Onyx is a woman that loves to fuck. She can take it in all 3 holes and the deeper you go the deeper she wants it. She has this thing about no dick beating her. She just got to conquer she dick. That said we went in. She squealed and hollered the whole way thru Onyx is no lil piece of meat, you got to put in work with a woman of this stature. She is tall, thick and will truck you like a linebacker. This bitch is noooo joke, so we knew that if we did not work up a sweat she might renigger on the deal and we'd have to answer to the board which she controlled. We did not disappoint