Its my birthday and my boyfriend made me a cake and brought me a birthday present! I'm super happy and excited!!-BUT i told him that if he doesn't behave on my birthday I am going to crush his present that he brought me AND the cake he spent hours making. I unwrap the birthday present and its a cuddly unicorn! its super cute. HOWEVER my boyfriend doesn't behave very good at my party!! I climb up on the table with my unicorn he gave me and the cake-firstly I hoover my juicy butt over the unicorn's head right infront of him I slowly move from left and right and then I crush it with the full weight of my butt!!!! I then slice the cake he brought me and crush each piece with my butt! slowly and then CRUSH! and squish a couple of slices under me...then I use the unicorn cuddly toy to wipe all the cake off my ass and onto the unicorn!! I take one slice and crush it with my high heels meanwhile I make him watch me do this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE