Its the weekend! Do you know what that means? Well for me, it means summer BBQs, the pool, my hot new boyfriend, and fun dinners on the beach. I’m so excited to debut this new surfer bikini! Its so sexy, it looks like it was made for my body. I can’t wait to see all my friends and party. You get to have a great weekend as well! You’re going to stay inside and hump that hand for me. While I’m having fantastic sex and eating expensive food, you’re going to be enjoying total isolation! The only thing getting laid in your house this weekend is your hand! LOL. I love having fun while you’re stuck at home gooning, drooling for my return.