You recently took retirement, and whilst your retirement package is pretty damn good compared to your average Joe, it's not quite living up to My lifestyle expectations, especially since your dumb bitch ex wife is for some reason entitled to a portion of it. And now you're all old and useless you've pretty much become a dead weight. So, unfortunately for you, I decided to take a life insurance policy out on you, and then poison you. But I'm nice enough to feed you in your last few minutes, just to make the experience a little bit smoother and easier for you. That insurance money should cover Me at least until I get remarried! Honey... I don't know why you're so surprised. You should have seen this coming. A hot young chick like Me marrying an old ugly rich man like you? It was only for the money, I never loved you, and now we've taken a pay/ lifestyle cut you're really just a hindrance. So, goodbye, take your last breath so I can get My damn money!!!