So, you know how I always moan when you fuck me? Well, I'm actually just stifling a yawn. Your dick is what, 3 inches hard? I have no idea how you expect me to get off with that. It's pathetic, and I've been cheating on you with a gorgeous man with a gorgeous, big, 9 inch cock that makes me cum over and over. You could never keep a woman satisfied with what you have in your pants. You don't deserve me, you're just a loser with a tiny cock that's way out of my league.