You know that girlfriend you have that is way out of your league, but agreed to date you anyways? Yeah, she's cheating on you. I hate to break the news to you like this, but it's true. She is fucking a real man as I speak and you're not going to be sad about it. Instead, you're going to get on your knees and worship me, a superior Goddess. You are only meant to serve beautiful women. Not date them. My jerk off instructions will be the welcome distraction you need to forget about that slut once and for all. She's trash compared to me, as you see. Goddess will never break your heart, but I will break your ego and I will look damn good doing it. It's time to do what you were really meant to do: serve.