You've been coming to see me (your therapist-fantasy) for quite some time now to learn how to become more of a man. To learn how to be more strong willed, more assertive, more desirable. So far I have exhausted all of my resources on you, I have tried every best, every study, and nothing has worked...yet. I have one last option left, one last thing that I think could work, but it's a little unethical.