We’ve been married for 5 years. We’ve had a good run but I think it’s time for us to part ways. You had to know this was coming. We haven’t has sex in forever. The only part of you I’ve allowed you to touch for a while now has been my feet. The truth is I’ve been cheating on you and I’m leaving you for him. Do you really need to further humiliate yourself by crying and begging me not to leave you? Hmm maybe we fix our marriage but it won’t be easy….for you.