Pissing all over the couch

It was almost time for me to move out of the dorms. I decided to mark my territory before I went. First, I strip to nude. Then I proceed to let my piss out all over the couch. I I move back and forth to make sure that the couch is soaked with my urine. I spread my lips a couple of times to make a piss fountain that lands on the cushions. The couch is now wet with my warm piss. Care to take a seat?