We've been talking for a few weeks on the internet, and I think it's time we meet to see if we're physically compatible. I really want to impress you so I got all dressed up in my fanciest lingerie. I can't wait to finally get my hands on that monster cock. We've been sexting for so long, the build-up is too much for me. I love hearing all about that giant anaconda between your legs. Now please, show it to me! Don't be shy, whip it out for me! Why are you being so nervous? Do you not like me? ... Whoa, wait, I thought you said you had a huge cock? Do you know what a big cock looks like? I can't believe you'd lie to me like this! I mean, it's not the most important thing in the world. I guess I can forgive you. Wait, what? Say what again? You want me to tell you that you have a tiny dick? Oh my god! Your dick gets hard when I say it's small? That's so bizarre! You get off on hearing about your tiny dick? I don't know if I can get into that... Well, I guess it's kind of cute. Maybe I could enjoy making fun of your tiny pathetic dick if I compare it to other things that are the same size. Can you even fuck with a dick that small? Well, you certainly won't be fucking me. How long can a little dick like that last? Can you even jerk it? Show me how you jerk that pathetic worm between your legs. Clearly, you can't do anything for me. Your only use is to be humiliated for being a tiny dick freak. And don't worry, I'll make sure everyone on the internet knows what a tiny dick loser you are. Get out of here and don't call me!