You want to worship my feet, but you're not good enough. So you can worship my sneakers instead, and prove to me that you're a good little foot slave. It's my favorite pair of sneakers, you should consider yourself lucky. I'm such a brat and make you kiss the bottom of my shoes, humiliating you and laughing at your expense. You better take it all and worship my shoes without arguing if you ever want to get the chance to see my bare feet.