You decide to go to a "happy ending" massage parlor and am nervous to get to the point where she removes the lower sheet and finally your small penis is exposed. Her face twists up and she admits she's never seen a penis this small before... it's more like an enlarged clitorus! LOL she is trying to be professional and nice but it's just so funny. like how is she supposed to get you off?? with her thumb and forefinger? Instead, she brings out the Magic Wand, a toy usually used by women and puts the vibrating wand on your "clit" to make you cum, hahahaha. you cum pretty quickly as she laughs at you and the tiny dribble of cum that oozes out. Gross... now that she's done her job, you can leave now!