It's August Bank Holiday Weekend here in the UK. Wow, didn't that roll around quickly?! It was only a couple of months ago we had a bank holiday and do you remember what I made you do, LOSER? That's right, I made you stay inside like the boring sad fuck that you are and wank your loser dick ALL WEEKEND! Whilst I went out and enjoyed Myself. And this weekend is no different! So pull down your pants and get ready for a weekend full of wanking, because fun bank holidays like the one I am having are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for hot, cool, popular people like Me, not pathetic losers like you. You're staying in, buying clips and jerking all weekend long, hahahaha!