Listen, I know you probably wanted to hangout with me today.. But I have fucking plans, ok? I got things I have to do.. you can seriously stop giving me such attitude about it!!! You know what.. I think I'm going to have to punish you and FART in your face! Because I know how much you HATE when I fart in your face!!! I'm going to spread my ass and blow some crazy big farts RIGHT in your face!!!! You bought me tacos last night so it's pretty much perfect timing! Smell my big stinky farts because you seriously need to change your attitude!!! YOU DESERVE THIS!