You approach me, the head of the cheerleading squad, and ask me to prom. This causes me to burst into uncontrollable laughter, but I soon realize you're totally serious and I decide to make you a deal. I will go to prom with you, but on one condition: you have a big dick. I ONLY associate with guys who are well endowed so you're going to have to prove your worth by pulling down your pants right here right now. You reluctantly do, and that's when I see your little, tiny dick for the first time. More laughter ensues, then I brutally ridicule you as you stand there with your pants around your ankles. That's when I decide to tell you that I already have a date and I wasn't going to go with you anyways. Nice try, loser! Now the whole school is going to know all about that little, itty, bitty thing in your pants. HA HA!!!