Featuring Jordana Leigh Disgusting! How do you even go in public looking like that? You should be ashamed of yourself. You are just a huge pig, and not even a cute one. Just a big, nasty lard ass. I bet you can't even find your little cock! And what would you do with it even if you could? Uhh, gross! You could never get a girl like me! You will have to settle for a fat nasty slob like yourself. Just a sloppy, fat couple... You wouldn't even know what to do with a girl like me, even if a skinny girl would give you a shot! With your tiny little cock, and and giant belly, it would just be embarrassing! I bet just hearing me talk is making you hungry! Maybe you should just wear a little pig snout to let everyone know what you really are!