Hey Roomie!! Omg I am so gassy!! This new diet I'm on makes my stomach bubble up and produces some really stinky wet farts!! The whole time shopping I had to fart, so glad to be home now!! I'm sure you won't mind if I let out this gas, I know you never expected to have such a gassy roommate did you!! I'm going to answer these text messages and release this gas, it's probably going to be a little stinky in here haha you don't mind though, do ya <3