Your Wife is the Homewrecker

Being labeled as the one ruining your marriage is insulting considering it’s actually your wife. She’s the one all in your business, the one who won’t just let you live your life. She’s always putting her nose where it doesn’t belong, trying to keep the firmest grip on you so you can’t worship, pay and jerk off to me. If she laid off perhaps your marriage wouldn’t be on the rocks, huh? She threatens to leave you only because you have to go behind her back to get true satisfaction. Divorce is in the air, and it’s all your stupid wife’s fault, isn’t it? I’m the one you want, the Goddess that makes your fantasies a reality, just leave her already. She only gets in the way.