You can't get hard anymore unless you buy Me something. It's not anything new. You just are more comfortable being in the shadows, being in control of your purchases, buying from the security of My amazon wishlist. Step one: Buy this video. Step two: http://a.co/dQl7M6Q Step three: Turn video on. Step four: ???? Profit (for Me) Well, it's definitely not a secret, I'll tell you that .. And you definitely aren't in control. While you wank and wank, adding things to your cart for Me, remember that I am the one in control. After all, I'm just giving you a list of things that I want and eventually, you'll get everything. And I'll just add more.