Professor, I need to talk with you about something. You think you act all professional, but you're not... I see right through you. You’re practically DROOLING over me… eyes darting back and forth across my sexy legs. Which is why I will no longer be referring to you as your name. You're PROFESSOR PERVERT to me. You’re just a perverted gross old man! You’re not even like a “sexy teacher," so it’s just disgusting and pathetic… OMG is that a fucking boner that I see in your pants?! I thought maybe you were just an old pervert who fantasized about fucking me, but I see now that you’re not even a normal guy… My bitchy and patronizing words are turning you on aren’t they?! Hahaha. WOW, you’re worse than I thought. You want to be a pervert for me? Fine. I clearly would NEVER fuck you, but I’ll let you jerk off to me in return for giving me an A for the rest of the year. Then I’ll never have to come to your stupid class or look at your OLD UGLY face again. Enjoy, PERV!