Don't call me baby, darling, sweetie, hun, sexy. It's not a compliment, it's your way of keeping women down. Stop demeaning and sexualizing women, because you never know when you will anger the wrong one. You saw me today, and a devious thought crossed your mind. You thought it was worth the trouble to interrupt my day to "compliment" me. But on this day, you chased the wrong woman. See, I followed you home. Snuck in the back entrance, and you never heard me coming. Using my sexy glove-clad hands, I will squeeze the life out of you. I want to gaze into your eyes the second your soul leaves your body. And maybe I'll whisper into your ear as you gasp for your last breath "Hey hun, are you single?"