Hey nerd, I see you. Did you think I wouldn't notice you staring at me during class, or nervously catching glimpses of me in the hall? I can tell what's on your mind, you know. I make you weak. It's obvious to me that you're a shy guy who just wants to get closer to me. More specifically, my mouth. Yeah, I know you're some freak with a mouth and spit fetish, and I'd love to exploit that. You see, from now on, I want you to act as my human spitoon. You will follow me around campus, silent and eager. When I feel the need to spit, you will drop to your knees and take it for me. I think you'll be great at it. How lucky are you to taste me? I'm turning your wildest dreams into reality, by making you my sentient spitoon. I'll be spitting in your mouth, on your face, every day I see you. Let's start your training today, nerd.