You have a weakness for shoes. You love to smell them, even lick them clean... tasting them. Do you like my new pair of pink converse sneakers? You have a real weakness for shoes, don't you. There's just something about them that drives you crazy.  I want you to stroke to new sneakers. They are so white and clean right now, but they are going to get so dirty later... and guess who is going to be cleaning them for me... You are! Just imagine all the places these shoes are going to go, and all the dirty things that I'm going to step on. Who knows what could end up on them, and you need to clean them each and every time they get dirty. That's your job! That's all you're good for. Cleaning and worshiping my shoes.