Hi there, my dirty fart fetishists! So tell me, on a scale from 1 to 10 how much did you miss my farts? Aaaww that's cute..well you are extremely lucky today, cause I have some really stinky farts in store for you. But you know that good boys have to work extra hard to prove they deserve those farts, don't you? So I'm gonna want you to put your head in the toilet for me today, so I can sit right on your face as I fart. I'm sure you're gonna explode from smelling and tasting them, even without touching your cock at all. Cause you're such a weak little plaything, that's why! Come on, put your head where it belongs, don't make a lady like me wait ;)