What the hell are you doing in the woman's locker room?! And.... what is that you have in your hands?! Give it to me right now. Is this my underwear?! It is! You're such a loser pervert. Seriously. Who else would sneak into the woman's locker room and steal underwear like this? Do I even want to know what you were doing with them? I bet you were sniffing them, weren't you? That's the only way you'll ever get to experience what a real woman smells like, huh? I should kick your ass. But, it would be too easy to kick your ass. You know what, you like sniffing panties so much. Well, I'm going to make you smell my ass. My sweaty, post workout ass. First, take these underwear and shove them in your mouth so I don't have to hear a peep out of you. I don't even want them anymore now since your hands have been all over them. Now, get down and start sniffing. Take huge inhales as you stare at my spandex clad ass. Hmm, the smell is probably constricted by my tight, spandex pants. So, I'm going to pull them down just a bit so you can smell my ass in all it's sweaty glory. Take deep breaths in. Hold it in. My smell is going to fill up your lungs and be the only thing you will be able to smell for awhile. I'm going to make you hold it in until your head begins to spin from it. This is what you get for being a disgusting, loser gym perv.