You're in for a NEW kind of assignment today. This one is quite filthy... Only for the most disgusting of servants.... Are you here to serve a Mistress in the most inferior, pathetic way? Perfect.... I"m going to teach you how to service Me by cleaning Me up after using the toilet. Yes, on your knees, while I stand up and spread My cheeks - "CLEAN ME!" I shout - and to eagerly you make your way with your tongue licking Me up. Your job is to make sure I have squeaky clean after using the toilet... You will work tirelessly to ensure you function as well as toilet paper - because that's your job from now on - My human toilet paper.