if you’re yearning to watch me staring at myself in a mirror whilst fucking myself until i come, well, have i got some fantastic news. the title is loosely lifted from seneca’s natural questions (book i, chapter xvi) in which he goes on a rant about sexual misuse of mirrors (which he thinks should be used only to morally better oneself). so what i’m saying is join the party so we can all make lucius annaeus seneca the younger roll in his grave