You must be one of those Humans I've heard so much about. How hilarious! I knew that you would be a strange looking creature, but I had no idea how odd you would be. I mean... Look between your legs. What is that? Is that your... cock? Are you sure? Do all humans have shriveled little dicklings, or is it just you? It's simply revolting! Disgusting! Hilarious! How can you ever expect to find a lover with a cocklette like that? How can you expect to be treated with any sort of respect? Surely, you must have the smallest cock amongst all of the humans - just a little button pindick! Poor mortal. Your very existence is a joke!