Honey, we need to have a little chat. It's about the trip you'll be going on with my big brother this weekend. It's very important that it goes well. My big bro can be a bit intimidating. All my old boyfriends have said so! He's just very protective and traditional. He's always been the alpha in our household and he's going to teach you to be a proper beta. I know this is all new for you, so just follow along and do everything he says - no matter how humiliating, painful, or filthy!