First 2 minutes: Me describing my first BBC Last 4 minutes: Close up on sides, tops, and bottoms of my sneakers, making you lick them with lots of instruction and encouragement! Last week I experienced my first ever BBC, a basketball player I met on Tinder. I give you a long description of how shockingly big and black it actually was and how much he stretched me out... Then I warn you that this guy is planning on fucking all girls on my cheer squad, especially your girlfriend. I explain to you that your relationship will be over if they fuck, there's no way you could ever live up a dick like that. Your girlfriend would be ruined forever! Don't give up yet, I might be able to help you out... If you agree to lick my dirty sneakers until they're clean then I will do everything I can to stop them from getting together. But you better do a really good job because I know she already has his number, it might be too late...