Hey loser! Are you excited to watch your favorite team this year? You're going to say yes, but we both know the truth. The only reason you watch football is to appear normal to your friends and co-workers. You have no idea how the game is played, but you watch anyways because you're desperate to fit in. Football is for Alpha men to enjoy, idiot. Not hand humping freaks like you. In fact, I've decided that your season is officially cancelled. Instead of watching your favorite team, you're going to be watching my clips instead... starting with this one. Take off that stupid over priced jersey, pull out your dick, and get ready to hate stroke to my cruel humiliation.