The big moment is here! It's time to announce my blackmail contest winners. This contest has been one of my absolute favorite blackmail assignments. Your submissions have kept me entertained, excited, and strangely aroused all month. I'll be announcing one grand prize winner, one runner up, and then three special category winners. Each will have a special task to complete.  I considered each and every entry carefully. It was a challenge to decide the winners, so I enlisted the help of one of my (female) friends last night, and we chose the winner together. No kidding. I suppose that means all of you have already been exposed in a small way. However, the five winners are about to be exposed in a BIG way. Get ready for it! This is going to be incredible...