Having a threesome. You’re not invited

You’ve never experienced a threesome have you? I bet you’ve never had 1 hot girl in your bed. No chance you’ve had 2 at once. I’m going out with one of my best friends tonight. She’s super-hot. When two sexy girls go out on the town, they tend to meet lots of hot guys. We have a thing we like to do. We chat about our favourite guys from the club (and laugh about the ugly ones) then start to flirt with the ones we both like most. Inevitably they buy us drinks. Soon after they will invite us back to for “drinks” their house. We make sure we both show him a good time. When was the last time something like that happened to you? What’s that? Never? Oh I forgot, you’re a total loser, aren’t you?