I'm your boss and I've noticed that your work progress as of late has been lacking. So I call you in for a meeting. At first I'm encouraging and seem like I'm really trying to help you progress, but soon I start to get pushy. I'm going on and on about how you need to be more proactive, and suddenly I let out a huge fart. I'm so embarrassed and quickly excuse myself. I continue talking, but I'm interrupted by yet another fart. I apologize and try to keep talking, but the farts become overwhelming. Suddenly you get an idea. You really hate that I'm such a pushy boss, and want to knock me down a few pegs. You tell me you're going to report me to HR for being so pushy, unless I let out a few more farts for you. I'm mortified and tell you no one will believe you. But you remind me I'm on thin ice with corporate for how low our sales have been lately. Begrudgingly I agree, not wanting any more scrapes with the higher ups. I bend over and let out a fart for you, but you want more! You make me fart over and over again until you're satisfied that I've been put in my place.