I finally upgraded the pink toys that I've been using since i was 15. I must have been feeling super horny when i ordered this big dildo, because it is literally the size of my forearm. :<D After trying to suck it (and failing because it is too huge to fit in my mouth) i thought about returning it for a smaller toy. But then i thought of you guys :) It's going to take me a while to even fit this monster black cock dildo in any of my holes. For now, all i can offer you is a baby oil footjob and some toe sucking. Let me know in the comments which hole you think I should practice fitting it in ;)