Oh hubby, I've grown quite tired of having sex with you because I don't want to fake it, I don't want to experience a loser dick, nah, but I don't want to break up, I want to fuck big fat cocks and leave you as a cuck and don't worry, I won't fuck you anymore but you can jerk to my feet, don't you want to jerk to my feet, it's okay, I know you'll never leave me, and the least I could do was be honest about how I want this to work!