Things really haven’t changed much since high school, have they? You’re still just as obsessed with pretty, unattainable popular girls. You’re still just a friendzoned loser. I’m gorgeous, as always. I’m just as bratty and possess that undeniable charisma that charmed you so much when we first met. High school may be long gone, yet you’re still stuck in this loser mentality, desperate for attention from pretty girls. You’re still being bullied. I’m still helping myself to your lunch money every day. Things have always been the same. They always will be. You will never be anything more than this overgrown geek, fapping to girls he can’t have and wishing things were different.