Are you mummy's little monster, did she create a nasty little boy in you? Did your mum spoil you, did she mollycoddle you when you were younger and give you too much attention when you were growing up? Has it meant as you have grown up you've become a grumpy, selfish man that no woman wants? I bet it has, no woman will ever compare to that mother of yours and it's caused you so many problems. Poor boy, it's not your fault..