So, you think you can make it as my newest piece of furniture, huh? I am not sure, to be honest - you look kind of shrimpy. I’ve got to say – I am a little doubtful you are going to be able to hold my weight. I have a big round ass and I like to position it firmly on top of my selected pieces of human furniture. How tall are you anyway, shortstuff? I’m towering over you and this is before you have even gotten down on your knees. I feel like you might be more the right size for a foot stool for your Goddess than a chair - I don’t know if you are impressive enough to warrant my perfect buttocks touching you.