I have an expensive hobby: fitness, specifically Crossfit. My gym membership alone is $200 per month, and on top of that I have to wear the latest expensive work out clothes to make sure I look hot in the gym when I'm getting sweaty and working out. I mean, do you know how many hot guys do Crossfit?! LOADS. And naturally I want to fuck them all, so I need to look hot AF in the gym to seduce them. I want sneakers, Lululemon gear, cute tops and anything else I see. And YOU'RE going to fund it. That's right paypig. You want to enjoy jerking off over My shapely fit body? Then FUND IT. You could only dream about being as hot as Me or getting with a girl as hot as Me. So instead, you'll fund it, pay My gym membership and buy Me fitness clothes and sneakers. Be My fitness cucked paypig!