Sniff My Dirty White Socks

I get home from a busy day and wiggle my sweaty feet out of my black leather converse sneakers - they are really comfortable and hard wearing but boy do they make my feet sweat! I run my hands over my feet and can't help but itch under my toes - they're really annoying me, the itch behind my toes! I realise you are there and I'm initially a little embarrassed you were watching. I thought I was alone! I let you sniff my white sweaty socks and giggle, saying they smell like corn chips. I keep wiggling them in your face but eventually can't help but dig my fingers in and itch at them - they are just so stale and need to be itched after being cooped up in my shoes!