I've been tracking down all the tiny men in my house and squishing them systematically. It's an infestation! I've never seen so many, squirming around in my carpet, hiding in my wardrobe, scurrying under the bed. It's been very very satisfying to squish them all like bugs. You two, however are the very last little men in my house and I have something special planned for you. I'm going to use you for my pleasure- I'm going to keep you to be my toys. Two teeny tiny little men as my very own sex toys. And I know you'll do exactly what I say, otherwise you're going to end up like your tiny friends: squelched.